Faith Killler.




do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

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I always make sure that the nudes I send look amazing. Just in case they get leaked. Yeah, it would suck if they did, but at least people would say that I have a great body. ♡



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I pretty much just counted out loud to 100 to prove this, it’s actually quite amazing. 

drew out my next tattoo
Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued.

Dating me means peep shows at the grocery store. Always.


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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

The worst feeling.


That whole sexual choking thing actually sounds strangely wonderful.

It is strangely wonderful.

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