Faith Killler.


*does something incredibly stupid or embarrassing* well, one day we’ll all be fucking dead. Everybody dead. We’ll all die. Fucking dead. Everyone. Fucking everyone gone. No more bad times.

(via annabellelitters)


sometimes i let a conversation die a little intentionally to see what u bringing to the table. because in all honestly i can keep any and every conversation going. im good at that. but where’s it headed if i do all the work. ask me something. expand. idk. do something else. 

(via wowshutup)


you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like 1 month in the hospital 

(via twentyoneskeletonpilots)


I think the hardest part of getting over you wasn’t the pain of not having you around when I had nobody else or seeing you happy with her, but realizing that I’ll never have that same connection that I had with you, with anyone else.


Sex and the City

When none of them were getting laid and were watching a couple fucking across the airshaft hahhaa


"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 


(via pokietomocko)


Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
Weird right?
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.
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